Small town raised, gun lovin' whiskey shootin' America lovin' redneck.
Yes, because this really hurts coming from someone who won’t send me this with their name attached? Whatever, if you don’t like me, delete me off your profiles. Simple.
Everybody is all “oh sex is so great feels so gooood” yeah but have u ppl ever put on sweatpants straight out of the dryer?
Oh, so were playing this game today huh? And no, those were not sunglasses 😅😂😅 #tbt #throwbacktuesday #puberty
#tbt #straight #outta #fallon #nv
OHMYGOD.
Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!
WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board
BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!
Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.
OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!
…Seriously?
People. Wow. Open your EYES.
Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR
IN
WHITE
PANTS???
CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!
Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1
Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?
Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!
I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!
what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!
omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry
SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!
THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!
theres a dead body
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
I don’t remember this scene of breaking bad
this scene changed my life
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
I got friends in low places, where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away, yeah I’ll be okay 💕 #friendsinlowplaces #redneckgirls #garthbrooks #countrymusic
I always wanted these to happen in real life
Where is “Several bad puns later”?
we need more!
Spongebob time cards are solid gold.
This damn show was too much of an influence on my life as a child
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
Damn straight. Had a communist hunt in history. The only role for me. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 #proudamerican #patrioticamerican #ushistory #coldwarunit
Just to see you smile,
I’d do anything that you wanted me to, when all is said and done, I’d never count the cost, it’s worth all that’s lost,
Just to see you smile 💕 #justtoseeyousmile #timmcgraw
